Wednesday, March 31, 2010

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HOW TO ASK YOUR BOSS FOR A SALARY INCREASE!

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!


Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$, worker$, who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $incerely,
$hannon $wanson.



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :


Dear ShanNOn,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying, the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager.


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01/01/2000

Dugaan

Aku tak ingat apa nama majalah dikeluarkan khas untuk semua SECRETARY di Malaysia. Kartun ni dicetak dalam bilangan pertama majalah tersebut.
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12:00pm
A1: Sherry, masuk ambil bonus!
B1: Baik bos!

A2: Cuti saya macamana bos?
B2: Cuti awak hari ni dan esok saya luluskan.

01:00pm
A3: Nasib baik dapat cuti, dapatlah aku balik hari ni.

02:00pm
A4: Pakcik, Puduraya ya.. boleh cepat sikit?

03:00pm
A5: Lega, nasib baik sampai!

04:30pm
A6: Argh! Tidak! Aku nak balik!
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Moral: Sabar, dugaan tu biasa la!

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